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Apocalypse Now: Redux

There are 10 reasons not to miss Apocalypse Now: Redux at the theater —Richard Sharp (review...)

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Why 101 dalmations was funny and good. BYE MARTY MAPES. FIRST funny man fall down. Fall down off bike and land in water. Then funny lady land in water off bike too. Then cute dalmations get born and then they steal them. But then bad man falls down and other bad man falls into the water and gets frozen. Then he gets smoke in his face from the car. And both of th bad men got electicuced on the fence wehn they steped over it and they got ectuced between their legs. Then the bad lady step in poop. Then a dog not a dalmatioan bites a nother bad man on his butt! Then bad lady she fall in bi9g stuff that looks like poop called mosallaassess. The she fall down in poop than the skunk farded in her face.

  • candle-ends: this is still my favorite review ever January 13, 2012 reply