" How come God hogs all the good followers and we get all the retards "
— John Leguizamo, Spawn

MRQE Top Critic

Sponsored links

Pic of the Week

Each week we pick a recommended "Pic" from our archives. Below are our most recent picks.

The Disaster Artist

***James Franco

Are Tommy Wiseau and his craptastic movie worthy of all this attention?

It’s not as endearing as Tim Burton’s tribute to Ed Wood, but The Disaster Artist is an entertaining — and affectionate — look at the making of a really bad movie by one Tommy Wiseau.

Dracula (2026)

***2026, Luc Besson

Besson tells the Dracula tale his way and that’s satisfying enough.

It takes time, but Luc Besson manages to find a new soul for his version of Dracula.

12:08 East of Bucharest

***2007, Corneliu Porumboiu

Human, savvy, funny, well observed; kudos to director Porumboiu for making something from nothing

The Shaggy Dog

***1959

The Shaggy Dog holds up much better than D.A.

Nothing like going to the ol’ vault to promote a studio’s new movie like Disney has with Tim Allen’s new Shaggy Dog vehicle. But such a move could backfire when viewers see how dated some of the old special effects are compared to Mr. Allen’s canine-inspired CGI antics.

Stone Reader

***2003, Mark Moskowitz

Who’d have thought that a documentary about reading could be so much fun?

Q: What’s more fun than watching paint dry? A: A documentary about reading.

Actually, if the documentary is Stone Reader, it’s a lot more fun. It has the pace of a good mystery and edge-of-your-seat suspense, which help it overcome most of its flaws.

Cold Mountain

***2003, Anthony Minghella

The much-hyped Cold Mountain is a Civil War epic that deserves a second look on DVD

While Cold Mountain fell short of the grandeur and sweep of director Anthony Minghella’s adaptations of The English Patient and The Talented Mr. Ripley on the big screen, the Civil War epic makes for an excellent DVD experience.

Nurse Betty

***1/22000, Neil LaBute

Renee Zellweger thinks she lives in a soap opera in this black comedy

Aaron Eckhart opens Nurse Betty with a bang. You might have seen him in Erin Brockovich as Erin’s blue-collar boyfriend, or as the woman-hating yuppie in In the Company of Men.

Combine the ugliest elements of those two characters and you get Dale, a Kansas used car salesman with a mullet hairdo, tinted steel-framed classes, and gray polyester pants a size too small. Dale is the kind of guy who forgets his wife’s birthday, even after eating some of her birthday cake.

Yes, Nurse Betty is a comedy. Granted, much of the humor is dark and bleak, like Dale’s insensitivity or his wife’s dissociative schizophrenia, but it sure is funny.

Rental Family

***1/22025, Hikari

There’s a refreshing mindfulness and spirituality to this movie.

Rental Family offers legitimate emotions and thought-provoking ideas.

Wrath of Man

***2021

Ritchie hits the marks with a precision that can easily go unappreciated.

Guy Ritchie slims down the style in this straight-on action caper.

At its core, Wrath of Man is a revenge flick. Saying it’s a Jason Statham revenge flick sounds almost oxymoronic, but there’s a back story that drives his character’s actions — and he’s a character who’s not entirely what he presents himself to be. This isn’t “stretch” material for Statham, but he is good at his game.

Captain Phillips

***2013, Paul Greengrass

Harrowing hijacking puts you through the wringer

Director Paul Greengrass put tragic and terrifying historical incidents to film in both Bloody Sunday, about the Irish massacre in the 1970s, and United 93, a telling of the hijacked 9/11 flight that crashed into a field. This time, Greengrass shows us a hijacking that happened at sea. The story is ripped from 2009’s headlines, but the movie simplifies actual events.

Dumbo (2019)

***1/2

It’s a fantastical world that’s perfectly suited for Burton’s visual and storytelling sensibilities.

Check it out and let it sink in. This Dumbo is smart.

While Tim Burton’s live-action version of Dumbo doesn’t quite soar, it actually might be too smart for its own good. Give this one some time to be fully appreciated; it’s one of those rare movies that gets better as it lingers in the memory.

L.I.E.

***2001

Deadpool & Wolverine

****2024, Shawn Levy

The end result of all this is astounding. It’s certainly the boldest of all sequels.

Deadpool & Wolverine is a nerdgasm that gloriously redefines over-the-top filmmaking.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

2014, Peter Jackson

The last chapter passes muster, but I’m glad it’s done

I give up. Why resist director Peter Jackson’s final installment of The Hobbit; a.k.a., The Battle of the Five Armies?